Aries – Mar 21 – Apr 20
Happy New Year. It’s up, up and away this month as you set your peepers firmly on what tomorrow brings. So ambitious and so publicly pushy right now, if you’re not careful you might put a few noses out of joint. Not smart Rambo, because it is exactly these noses that you need to take you to the new heights you so desperately crave (and deserve of course). Just don’t pretend to be something that you’re not and you’ll be sweet.
Taurus – Apr 21 – May 21
Mind-blowing… oh yeah. A shift in consciousness around the 8th beckons you to faraway places. A great time for a holiday, preferably somewhere you’ve never been before. But a purely recreational trip just won’t cut it right now. You need intellectual stimulation as well. And keep in mind any business or legal activities… because this is a great time to read the fine print and get a grip on what will take you further.
Gemini – May 22 – June 21
Ssshhh… right now it’s time to keep your big mouth shut as you probe into some dark and meaningful issues re: you and your better half. Secrets will be revealed… or at least felt at a very deep and profound level. Soooo not comfortable for you is it motor-mouth? But that’s OK because around the 19th January a shift in energy will see you bouncing about again sprouting your new found philosophy on life and even listening to others for once. Way to go!
Cancer – Jun 22 – July 23
Just hang in there Crab pot. After six months of hibernating, the New Moon on the 12th will bring you to the surface again and you get to start afresh with all your relationships. Use that moody charm of yours to woo even the most hostile of enemies so that by the time the Full Moon hits your wallet on the 27th you’ll be in the right frame of mind to spend/save those hard-earned bucks wisely. Somehow a new set of values is waiting for you.
Leo – July 24 – Aug 23
All work and no play makes kitty a dull kat. Yes the last few weeks have been such a chore getting your litter tray in fine spanking order. But the good news is that after all that work a shift of sunshine on the 19th will bring the possibility of a regal pairing with a suitable companion. Nothing on the horizon? Oh dear… then you will be spoiling for a good ol’ cat fight. Solution? Make for the nearest tree and take your aggression out on that instead.
Virgo – Aug 24 – Sept 23
Like a virgin touched for the very first time, you should have been having a bit of fun lately. Good for you. Keep it up (for now) because a shift in energy around the 19th will get you back on the treadmill of work. But if anyone likes hard labour it’s you pal and the good news is that you may even get your hands on a new gadget or two that will get the job done in half the time. Yay!
Libra – Sept 24 – Oct 23
So soothing is your velvet tongue right now that anything you ask for, so you shall receive. Words, written or spoken can soothe even the most savage beast, so work it baby, work it! Short trips are giving you much pleasure and you’ve been giving great telephone lately. Nice. Make the most of it because an energy shift around the 8th will have you talking less and spending your lazy hours at home.
Scorpio – Oct 24 – Nov 22
Penetrating as always, for the last few weeks you have been enjoying mind control and all the benefits that it brings. Keep it up because around the 19th you’re going to be digging up some dirt from long ago and working through any old habits that may be holding you back from rising like a phoenix from the ashes. And like ashes to ashes and dust to dust, it’s time to bury the past crapola… once and for all.
Sagittarius – Nov 23 – Dec 22
Finally, as promised… around the 30th you get to place your fine fettered hooves in the right direction. No more back-tracking and wasting precious time. You’ve treaded enough water to sink a ship and quite frankly you’ve reached your absolute limit of tolerance. Now you can be even more than slightly reasonable and tolerant of others. Look out around the 19th as an energy shift focuses on you and yer wallet. Let’s hope you’re in the green.
Capricorn – Dec 23 – Jan 20
Happy Birthday to you and your gorgeous bone structure. How is it that others age while you just seem to get younger each year. OK so your Dorian Gray painting is festering away nicely in the attic whilst you my friend get to kick up your heels. Go on. Spend a little extra time on the wonderful world of you while you quietly cut the deadwood friends that are so, so, so past their use-by date.
Aquarius – Jan 21 – Feb 19
Just keep treading water Weird One you’re almost there. After weeks in solitary confinement, a shift in energy around 19th will free you from your self-imposed exile. Get ready to break out the hats and hooters because this new, updated version of you is going to shock a few jocks… and not before time. Go on ruffle them feathers, they need it.
Pisces – Feb 20 – Mar 20
Enough already of the frickin’ group collective OK? Not OK… you’re going to have to wait until around the 19th before you can once again, swim silently away to spend precious and invigorating time on your own. Any work done behind the scenes will work wonders as you realise that you don’t want or need anyone else’s opinion. For now, just tread water.